Taurus October FREE Psychic Reading with Ava and Trudy Horoscope and Astrology

Ready for your future? With tarot readings by ava and trudy featuring the temple of delphi   you're invited to the oracles table Virtual Tarot welcome to the temple with ava and trudy and the october tarot reading welcome taurus welcome to the temple of delphi im ava and i am trudy and we are your oracles for the month of october an oracle is someone of our gender who reads the tarot divines the future... For all the star signs this particular tarot reading is for you taurus ava has moon in taurus and so it is relevant for me as well what do we do here trudy... Precisely... We do a 4 card tarot reading at virtual tarot we do a 4 card spread we dive down deep into the meaning of each one of these tarot cards we are here to teach you how to read the tarot for yourself watch your sun...

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SAGITTARIUS August 2015 Tarot Forecast Free Psychic Reading Ava & Trudy

Sagittarius private readings at virtual tarot get a tarot reading hi sagittarius welcome to the tarot cave the tarot fun will begin yeah alright now here I'm masters I'm please blocks pollack watch all healed month right question so catch what we do here is focus on the tarot Let's talk about Brian Hill
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use this your website checked that out and
we will also in a couple months have Brian here on this show put him on on camera so you can have
look at yet he's one on any gap sacred there you go show now for card spread 8 what we do what we did we to a week before he can the actual for cards for them August so we we
capture live for and for Skype said the overall hop challenge Richard Parker presents
challenges Cup expected and poor her yup counseling we're way often fall which is Sept Kenny so yes you we're gonna do now is
the recap: had up from position up sixth so you're stuck in the driveway will be an issue with trying to get 'em out of a situation there could be a potential move it needs
to happen be either from mental struggle situation stressing you out me and om something that you'd like to just way
from for some reason you're not quite ready to do that were not able to do
that help do sinensis can't color tarot july but there is ready to go... Yes! But not quite ready yet some preventing something blocking so in the position
challenge we had to up walk this is in the upright and this is all about planning and it can also be called you know
sometimes we call these tarot cards by their nicknames so call this card Christopher Columbus hearts she's felonies looking at scan thinking about you know all the
possibilities on however he's got one for planet the world he presently and maybe fishing would be like to you out and experience something completely
different you show you challenges decisions that are apart which is it which isn't it next third tarot card... Cups upright an unexpectedly nonetheless you see happened that
because here your wanting to leave a troubled
situation and your challenge make unexpectedly difficult any her huh Tony okay could very well be just flight at et central interpretation up it could be many other things also it
could also be that Kodak moment where you actually had flash what life could be like if you did
make that decision to move forward that you can see for a moment this happy idyllic moment thru the tarot cards man at the end we had cups upright which
it is which is that fat and happy car hey so you there is a celebration of some sort
the and up and you do you feel fulfill by something that occurs maybe there's a el Litoral celebration yeah thing yeah me feed a hug getting together so like getting everything you want yeah
card yes so you get what you wanted you did you do yeah you are fulfilled are emotion at the end months for that yeah yeah the in the man was extreme powerful yeah here keep on at work light on the parts police hunting scared sleep work yeah and I think up workers okay when we have first position him 0 last man we word moving forward fat and happy in our opening the month
with Major Arcana tarot cards card which has to with just three
sweeping away up that which was never seen first place that ego or situation that you had really placed
your placed high hopes up on yes has now through imploded and down which is good which is good because the
next card after this is the star so what we need to do is we need to let
go some the on to locked year underground not solidified eighty is ur 1990 is night car okay this is Carmen it's just
not really what's up read okay and so anyway during your free psychic reading there's sudden change a chick artists at up and a your foundations feel FB.

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talking about this you now well I'm not missing but is basically the wise man built his
house upon foolish man built his house upon the
same and cell that is yes yes building your house yes and the walls come into the wall cut so what you are what you've been
building if it if it hasn't been home built on proper the proper spiritual
foundation that is if you haven't built your life structure are proper spiritual higher principles up
love compassion kindness and generosity the for cheap than those look tumbling down grouch actually yes so that's the boring part rage building a
foundation making sure things are structurally sound to use the most important I could be on
a Monday level that you are literally building
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reflected also so there's going to be major changes
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ship that and and it's okay because the in the end year able to you re able to navigate
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Receive Accurate Messages from Spirit Guides Guided Meditation

The
key to this visualisation meditation is to
practice and strengthen your abilities to visualise, sense and hear with your subtle,
etheric body. We will do this with simple exercises of visualisation and by opening
your crown and third eye chakras. Grab a notepad and a pen if you need to note anything from
the upcoming experience. You can if you want prepare specific questions you want to receive
answers to.

If you are going to do that, then please pause the video, take a couple of minutes
to think of your questions and then continue with the meditation. Find a place and time where you will not be
interrupted and lets begin by getting in a comfortable position. To get into your meditative
comfortable position you can lie down or sit up, just make sure that your body is at ease,
your back is supported and the spine is straight. Take your time to adjust your body, take time
to settle yourself; allow for your body and mind to be at ease and in a place of comfort.

Close your eyes, take a few deep and calming
breaths. Inhale through the nose, pause and exhale all the air out through your mouth
and drop everything into the Earth. As you inhale and take a pause visualise and feel
the air and its calming energy reaching into all crevasses of your body and as you exhale,
exhale completely, feeling the calm energy settling into you and in the each part of
your being starting with your toes, inhale, pause and exhale. Move the breath and your
focused energy into your legs as you continue to breathe in, pause and breathe out.

Your
hips breathe in and make space in your belly and your chest, pause, exhale and drop
it all down into the Earth once again. Now breathe into your shoulders and your arms,
pause and exhale Let the self-observation be loving and gentle Now breathe in and
make space into your neck and your face, pause and exhale Relax your temples, your jaw
and even your nose, lips. Let your head be easy, relax the front and the back of it,
let the skin on your forehead completely drape over. Continue to breathe naturally.

Continue
to the gentle and subtle process of letting go and allow for your body recalibrate. It
knows how to do that, trust its intelligence by releasing any gripping in your body. Take
a minute to just search for any noise within your body and when you find it, let it just
be, move your breath into it and through it, scan through your whole body one more time
with breath, comb your body with breath as you would comb your hair, leaving your body
light and humming with one line of energy of ease. Now take a moment and quietly, in your mind
make an intention that during this meditation you will only connect to the energy which
is pure and which comes from the divine, which is made only from love and light.

Imagine
this intention as a ball of light energy and place it in your heart center and see it or
feel it glow. In your mind ask your spirit guides and angels whether you know them of
not, to watch over you during this meditation. Ask them to help you connect with the energy
that comes to and through you is the one of high vibration. Also ask your guides and angels
to help you visualise and help you strengthen your psychic abilities, to open your third
eye.

See or feel yourself to be surrounded by a
golden or white light, an energy cocoon in which you are completely safe and at ease.
Feel the ease of your body and your spirit as you prepare to open yourself to the subtle
and powerful world of spiritual energies. Keep inhaling and exhaling evenly and naturally.
Keep riding your breath through your body, supplying your body with the energy of light
through your breath and grounding it as you surrender to gravity. Now in your minds eye I want you to picture
or simply feel your crown chakra above your head. Feel its energy coloured in purple light
running through the center of your head down through the middle of your body, through you
all of the chakras, your energy centers and all of the nervous system of your body, eventually
running down through your feet and down into the Earth, grounding you down and connecting
you with the consciousness above you and the Earth energy below you all at the same time.
Take your time to feel this connection, ride your breath and the crown chakra energy through
your body intentionally; feel your connection to solidify, to become tangible within your
energy body.

If this is not possible to do then just visualise or simply feel as much
as you can, creating a sensory experience of energy above your head, within your crown
chakra. Now pick a visualisation scenario that resonates
with you to symbolise your crown and third eye chakras being open in order to receive
messages  you could chose to see a flower that is about to open, you can picture a window,
a small candle being lit or any other visualisation scenario that resonates with you the most
at this time. As you ride your breath and feel the energy of the crown and third eye
chakras and after the sound of gong ring three times, I want you to make an intention and
to open your crown chakra by using a visualisation object of your choice. GONG RINGS.

As you open yourself, feel how your whole
energy body is responding to this and even your physical body becoming more relaxed and
open. Feel the sensation of weight like dropping down and vanishing into the Earth which is
constantly grounding you down with the force of gravity as you lay here all relaxed and
open. Before channelling any messages and information
from spirit beyond, lets strengthen your psychic abilities by doing a simple visualising
technique so you can receive more accurate messages. In your minds eye, please visualise
a number 1, it can be however you are seeing it in your minds eye.

Once you have that practiced,
try and add something to the number, it can be a different colour, font or even texture.
Do what seems to work for you in this moment and play with it making the number move vivid,
eventually maybe even add a sound to the number. It is normal to see fractured number at first
or not being able to focus on a whole number all at once. Just do your best and most importantly
have fun with this practice. During this practice you may feel a slight tingle in between your
eyebrows where your third eye chakra is located and that is normal.

If you dont feel a
tingle, that is also ok and does not take away anything from this experience. I sometimes
feel the tingle but most times it is not part of my experience. Now lets move onto number 2. Same or similar
way start to visualise number 2 as you did with number 1.

Maybe this time add something
different to this number, maybe try to focus in on the number more, making its shape or
colour or whatever you want more distinct or highlighted. Take a minute to just be creative
and really flexing all muscles of your third eye and your visualisation ability. Finally lets move to the number 3. Bring
the number forth into your minds eye and have fun visualising and playing with it.

Work
your way through the senses and visuals you can add to the number, perhaps eventually
even adding a vibrational feel to it or even a smell? Play this fun game for a couple of
minutes and feel free to be as creative as you want to be. Now come back to your breath and let the breath
ride through your body like a wave, a body that is spiritually awakened and its sixth
sense heightened. Let your breath be easy and natural.
Turn your attention to the Spirit, Guides or Loved ones that have crossed over. Lets
just call them Spirit.

Now with your energy body being open please invite the Spirit to
share with you any information that you need to know at this time right after you hear
a bell ring. You may want to ask specific questions or simply let the information flow.
Messages can come in words, thoughts, smells and pictures. Let your body completely relax
and invite, accept the information BELL RINGS
Thank the Spirit for the experience you received today, acknowledge the connection that has
taken place and which will always be with you. Come back by bringing your awareness
back to your breath.

Start to come away from the experience with the Spirit and start to
come back into your physical body. Whichever scenario you chose to open up your crown and
third eye chakras, use the same scenario to close the chakras down, until next time. If
this was a flower, now see it close, if it was a window, close it gently and if it was
a candle, blow it out. As you continue to naturally ride your breath through your body,
start to feel the physical surroundings, hear the sounds and feel the physical sensations
of your body.

You may choose to fall asleep or continue with your day, either way, you
will continue to be loved and supported by the Spirit, which is always an intention away
to communicate with you whenever you feel ready again. Namaste..

Quick Online Psychic Reading Love Notes Oracle Cards

I was guided to do a deck of cards just for
love situations, and I want to share one with you right now. Lt's called the LOVE NOTES ORACLE DECK. My name is Lisa Atkinson. I'm accomplished,
tested, proven...Verified.

I've been recommended by Doreen Virtue. I've been tested by her
and verified - and also by Lisa Williams, the TV Celebrity Medium. So, I just picked a card and it's called,
"One." It's the number one. It's self-explanatory.

One can indicate January, the first, the best,
one month... Or it may have a different significance to you, so just ponder the number one and
how that applies to your life. It's the Love Notes Oracle Cards Deck, and
it's on amazon.Com..

Psychics, Mediums, and Gurus -- h3h3 reaction video

I've been thinking What's the best way to
get rich and famous? To have hordes of adoring fans? To get your own television show? And bang tons of hot moms? All while looking goofy as fuck What's the one job I can have all of those things and more? Being a Psychic. I'm heading out to Central Park
to try to find my first recruits Today, I become "Ethan The Great" "Ethan The Majestic" Join me as I become a spiritual leader Hey,  how you guys doing?
You want a free, uh, psychic reading? (Girl) I'm going to the bathroom and then I'll come back Alright, I predict that not to be true Want a, uh, free psychic reading? (Man) No, I appreciate it, thank you
(Ethan The Great) It's free! I am the real deal, folks You want a free psychic reading? (Man) No, thank you It's free! (Man) Hey, it's all good ooh (sighs) You guys want a free psychic reading? But it's freeee It seemed that nobody was interested in getting a free psychic reading I was having trouble gathering new disciples If I'm gonna make it as a psychic I need to be more aggressive Are you guys interested in a free psychic reading, maybe? (Man) sure Yeah? Ok! Great! Do you have a woman in your life maybe starts with a "D" D-D-Donna?  D-Dana-Dina? Dina? Dona? Ughh, Diana? Diana? A 'D'? A 'D'? A 'P'? A 'W'? A 'T'? A 'S'? Is any of that strike a bell, ring a bell for you? A woman in your name-
A woman in your life? (Man) 'S' - yeah S? (Man) yeah
(Ethan) What's her name? Shirleen Yeah, that's what I was sensing-
I was sensing a Shirleen in your life (man) Yeah, were you? Um, Shirleen...
It's your mother. It's your not-
It's - (man) no, it's not it's on your on your mother's side, it's related to your mother.

It's on your mother's side How- Ok, Dude, um. How do you know her? (Man) She's a friend A friend? Ok Look, dude.
You gotta help me out Like aren't you-
This is, like, going out to, like, my fans n' shit (man) ok So, just say it like Shirleen- Shareen's your mom (man) ok, yeah Ok, sick So, anyway, like, Shirleen...
How is she related to you? (Man) my mom Good. Fuck! Dude, I knew it.
Okay, I'm on today.

Today-,
Okay, so your mom Uh Now, I'm sensing something like a ghost, a presence, a cold presence- your mom, has your mom lost somebody? Has some of your mom-,
has someone your mom known ever died? (Man) yeah Ok, good umm So...  That person is saying "Hi" (man) oh.. Hi! She's with you now and you wanted me to tell you that she says "Hi" (man) oh... Tell her I said "Hi" back Are you being sarcastic? Or is that-, or- (man) no, I want her to know I am saying "Hi" Yeah, I told her So that was it Was that cool?  Was that pretty impressive? So, I accept donations...

Also (man) I mean, it's almost gone Yeah, actually that'd be cool, man. Thanks That actually really goes- That weirdly goes good with my- Thank you, Dude I really appreciate it.
Pound it, dawg. Thanks, man (man) yeah Thank you, dude.
That was really thoughtful Dude, what a psych-
What a beautiful, mystical day, like What are the chances that this guy would have a Monster that matches my outfit? I mean that is just insane, guys The energies are real, they're flowing This is extreme, street psychic magic I am Ethan The Great
The Majestic Guys, if you ever doubted psychic magical was real, check me out Here!
At Central Park! [Ethan Klein Cough ]  intro  [Michelle Obama]
Wow, Ethan. Great Moves.

Keep it Up. Proud of you. I have always been fascinated by psychics and gurus But not because I'm interested in mysticism or magic or anything like that I just happen to find these people so interesting They are the goofiest looking people that have ever walked this earth Somehow, they all came together and said,
"Hey. You know what?" "Let's put a carpet on my head." "Let's look like I belong in Ghostbusters 5" "And guess what?
I am the ghost." "Let's look like Fabio got his knees chopped off and ate a couple too many cheeseburgers." "That's the look we're going for." "That's what attracts people to us and builds cults." "That's what mysticism is all about." So, without further ado, guys, let me enter the world with you of Gurus, Psychics and Mediums.

I'm Gary Spivey and I entertain people [crowd cheering] First and one of my favorites is Gary Spivey The literal rotting orange I mean this guy's tan is so slick it looks like he's about to go It looks like he's about to go and start a 90s boys band The reason I turned my psychic abilities into entertainment was simple because it works! Oh yeah, and did I mention that he wears a literal poodle's asshole on his head? This time it looks like it was knit from
his grandmother's pubic hairs And people still take him seriously This guy has followers.
People pay to go watch this guy give psychic readings. Oftentimes I have people come to me and they have chronic depression. I can get rid of it as about quick as I do this. There is something very special about
being a psychic and looking as goofy as possible And nobody personifies that better than the human golf ball; Gary Spivey Here's what I say to the nay-sayers that don't believe a thing about what I do Hey, I hope I entertained you Oh, you've definitely entertained us.

Thank you, Gary, you giant, human, Q-Tip. (TV medium) Who has the issue with brain?
Aneurysm, brain tumor, Alzheimer or dementia.
Who's that? Next up, is the Long Island Medium who
looks like she's from a Sopranos parody No-
who died with the brain-, the issue with the brain? 'Cause I might be piggybacking.
Somebody might have the same meaning She does this typical cold reader thing, where she'll ask a million questions to a room of 500 people and everyone who gets cried and shocked once you finally figure out that this one lady's Uncle Bob had an aneurysm 20 years ago When you sit with mom you would feel the presence of other loved ones that have departed, is that correct? The fact that this woman is given any screen time at all and even has her own show is nothing short of a national tragedy I mean, it's cool that you can speak to the dead and all but frankly I'm more impressed and scared, to be honest of that fucking hair-do Is that her wedding ring? (Man) no, it's my mother's ring Oh, it's your Mother's ring.
Oh, 'cause I heard some- -the wedding ring Does the Humane Society know that you have a rodent living on your head? But next up is by far my favorite
[ piano string music getting louder ] spiritual being known only as BRACO  BRACO-OOOO.

BRACO-OOOO.  Braco is a spiritual leader known for having "The Gaze of Miracles" what that means is that he literally stares at people and heals them "The Gaze of Miracles" BRIACO-OOOO. He even does this thing
called "Healing sessions over Skype" where people pay to stand in a room and watch him! Over... Skype...! The Gaze of Miracles, guys It's even dubbed a new genre of comedy for me I call this Ready-Made Comedy I literally don't need to say anything Just watch this.

Dramatic piano-string music  Stare upon him and feel his energy flow It is truly one of the most confusing things I've ever seen and that brings us to our featured video today on CNN, by the way. Uh, hard-hitting news, once again Shout out to the meme theme diss-er report. This is a nice call back to that So then you put it on-
What made you sound-
I'm putting this on twitter What do you do on twitter?
What do you kids do on Twitter? This video took place on CNN! This was broadcast into people's homes I cannot stress that enough Look at the title: Is it real or whack? Let's find out now on CNN. Hard Hitting Memes So we give everybody a better understanding of really what this is It is not a quick snap of a finger Um, in the room I worked with like 10 people They were able to relax the fastest, the quickest, they're most susceptible.
Doesn't mean that people canNOT be hypnotized But obviously for the time that we had together they were  able to relax very quickly I, just, am captivated by all their faces They all have such a thing going on here.


I mean, this guy
I don't know what He said he did something to them backstage I don't know if it was hypnosis or something else but they definitely-
this guy's got fucked up, dude that guy has not been the same since backstage I'll tell you that for sure. Just to let everybody know,
we were about 20 minutes in a room working This is not something I can do,
I can walk up to you on the street and do that (host) Right!
(Hypnotist) I wouldn't be here now! I wouldn't be here now! I'd be doing weird creepy shit to hot cuties on the street (host) Right!
(Hypnotist) I wouldn't be here now! I would be fucking a lot of people while they're unconscious a LOT I'm going to ask you to focus on your breathing,
and just relax and if I can -- can I shake your hand? Mhmm And Andy 3 2 1 [cluck-snap-whistle!] Relax way down,
deep, deep, and relax Oh, that? You gotta love that that's the sign of a real psychic right there A little one of those
[cluck-snap!] WOO-HOO! [Cluck-snap-whistle]
Relax, waaay down 3, 2, 1
You know it's coming Keep looking me in the eyes, but you can't fight it Can you, Michael?
You know that [cluck-snap!] WOO-OO! Is coming you ready? [Cluck-snap-whistle!] I AM REAL FUCKING PSYCHIC, DUDE! I LEARNT THIS SHIT IN PSYCHIC SCHOOL! [Cluck-snap-whistle!] Hi Jennifer, how are you? Just focus on your breathing 3, 2, and sleep! [Cluck-snap-whistle!]
Relax waaay down What the fuck?!
That can't be real! [Cluck-snap-whistle!] Sleep
[cluck-snap-whistle!] He's trying to present himself as a real professional ps- hypno-, hypno-sis and he's dropping a [cluck-snap!] WOO-HOO! It's like-, that's- that's in comic books! You're- that's not what a professional does to his fucking clients Oh, look at her face!
She doesn't want to get mm-[click]-woo-hooed! Fuck!
Here it comes [cluck-snap-whistle!]
Relax mhmhm! [Snap!], Pa-shoo-hoo! [Giggles] WHAAT? How is this real? You talked to them... Over an hour ago? Yeah An hour later this happens so quick 'Cause they want it to happen okay I can't challenge them, I can't force them, it's- You know the greatest hypnotist in the world
is ourselves What we say to ourselves, we create. Simple stuff.

Simple stuff. Simple stuff. Look, this is simple stuff. It's just a couple of 'mmm-[click]-woo-hoos' a couple of 'shibidi-dangs' a couple of "hey....

See ya outback" and all of a sudden, whaddya know?
You got a meme on CNN. Real of Whack?
You decide. When their eyes are open, I'm gonna say a couple key words every time I say the word "Atlanta" every time I say the word "Atlanta" Andy's phone is his shoe and it's gonna start to ring live on the air his phone is his shoe Jennifer think that's the most ridiculous thing she's ever heard in her entire life she cannot believe Andy's doing this here and every time I snap my fingers Jennifer will stop and try to get my attention she just wants to stop the segment she doesn't think this is funny she thinks this is a waste of time she's in control No! The fuck did you just describe, dude?! WHAT THE FUCK?! How am I supposed to follow that, let alone these fucking-, these people who are taking a snooze! "Atlanta" [cluck-snap-whistle!] Andy's phone is his shoe Sleep!
[Cluck-snap-whistle!] And every time I snap my fingers [cluck-snap-whistle!] She doesn't think this is funny [cluck-snap-whistle!] Sleep!
[Cluck-snap-whistle!] Try and get my attention his phone is his shoe his phone is his shoe
[cluck-snap-whistle-MANIA!] Relax waaay down ...2, And 3
Welcome back How are you doing? Good?
Welcome back How do you feel?
Well rested? [Andy] I do
[Hypnotist] How- How do you feel? [Jennifer] - feel... Happy! Hell yeah Can you actually put me in a sleeping state where my- I'm slouched over like someone who's about to fucking die from my heroin overdose? That's really good for my body I felt so relaxed.
Can you put me in this state again? I was so relaxed Who are these poor people, by the way,
who signed up for this? Ughh, did he just find on them on fucking Craigslist like the day before, dude? This guys is sitting there like,
'What the fuck did I get myself into? I have to pretend like my phone-,
my shoe is my phone every time he says Atlantis?" Just, I feel very relaxed right now [Hypnotist] Ah, cool cool.
[Andy] yeah Oh well, we'll get to the fun stuff in a minute We were talking-
So I am at the Punchline tonight, here in Atlanta [Hypnotist] ...My home town
[Jennifer] Hey, Ricky! RIcky! [Hypnotist] I get to actually [finger snap] experience...
[Jennifer] Ricky! [Jennifer] Ricky
[Hypnotist] [finger snap] Yes? [Jennifer] Ricky, hey
[Hypnotist] Yes? [Finger snap] [Jennifer] Can I-
[Hipnotist] yea, -with you
[Jennifer] no, no, no, wait, wait, wait [finger snap]
So if you've never had a change to [finger snap]
experience anything like this [finger snap]
I hope you come see me a lot [finger snap]
[Hypnotist]...

You can actually... [Jennifer] Ricky!
[Host] we're right in the middle of it I'm not only here in Atlanta but around the world [Jennifer] Ricky, ricky? Can you get- Can you get-
[Hypnotist] you can actually-, We're right in the middle- We're right in the middle-
What's going- [Hypnotist] it's ok, you're ok?
[Andy] My phone...
[Hypnotist] Ok So I'm here in ATLANTA- [Jennifer] Ricky?
[Hypnotist] -around the world, and I speak about it- [finger snap] [Jennifer] Ricky, ricky? I dont' know why
[Hypnotist] and the cool thing is, I don't only love entertaining and teaching- [finger snaps] -teaching people how to-
[finger snaps]
Are you ok? You alright? [Jennifer] yeah What the fuck is happening here, dude?! Is this a comedy routine? Because one guy sitting in a room looks confused, befuddled and possibly afraid because he's about to get [snap!]-Woo-hooed! Atlanta [cluck-snap-whistle!] Andy's phone is his shoe Sleep
[cluck-snap-whistle!] And every time I snap my fingers [cluck-snap-whistle!] She'll try an get my attention [Jennifer] Ricky, Ricky? Can you get- Can you get-
[Hypnotist] you can actually-, We're right in the middle- What's goin- What- What's that? I'm just doing this, uh go ahead I'm just- I'm just doing this [snap!] Uh- Hello?! [Snap!] No, this is a shoe [snap!] No [snap]-WOO-HOO! [Cluck-snap]-WOO-HOO! No, this is a shoe [stomp!] [Ethan Klein Cough ] I can't hear you,
I'm on a shoe right now, this isn't a real phone [stomp] [Ethan Klein Cough ] [stomp] [snap!] [Ethan Klein Cough ] [snap!] [Gagging] [stomp-snap!] And I am feeling veeeery relaxed I am feeling rejuvenated, I'm feeling relaxed I'm happy that was broadcast on national television. Thank you so much! Michael Scott the hypnotist, for bringing me on national television to pay me $5 to humiliate myself I'm feeling very relaxed Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go meditate some more Just leave it like that.
Hey, Andy? Yeah 3, 2, Sleep [cluck-snap-whistle!]
Relax way down. Hi Jennifer- Dude, If I'm her, I'm running
[snap!] Get out dude, you just saw it just happen to your friend.

You saw him collapse like a fucking corpse, man! It's coming for YOU. 3, 2, [Cluck-snap-whistle!]
Relax waaay back [snap! Snap!] ...OK. What's with the snaps after they pass out?!
[Snap! Snap!] [Snap! Snap!] She drops like a corpse and he gives her a couple of [snap! Snap!] These just to like- [snap! Snap!] You're mine now, bitch [snap! Snap!] When I shake their hand they won't
be able to speak to me in English They won't be able to speak at all in English.
They'll only speak in a language that does not EXIST. Okay When I let go of the hand they'll speak fine By the way, Andy, When I ask you what your name is, your name is now Ron Burgundy He's like- I feel like he's putting too much on their plate You're Ron Burgundy, you speak a
language that has not been existed, dude! A sound that has never been uttered in human language, by anyone that has every existed before May be a little too much on their plate, dude! Also, he's Ron Burgundy? [Clap!] Okay, dude!
Let's find out if Hypnostis is Whack or Real [Hypnotist] How are you guys feeling?
[Andy] I am still feeling-, I'm still pretty relaxed
[Jennifer] ...Good, yeah Andy, um, you know, thanks so much! By the way, um, how would you describe this to people listening and watching, how would you describe it? Uuuuum, It's aaaa-, really-, [laughs], ah-,
it's ah-, g-g-g-goood Okay I literally understood every word he
said: "it's a really good" it's a really good not a language I've ever heard before Here's a word maybe you've never heard before,
Mr.

Michael Scott, the Hypnotist Whack! This shit's Whaaa-ck! Right, anyway- Hi, How are you? How do you spell your name for me? Zhe- zhe-. Zhe-. Zhea, Zhane I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name earlier? Um, my name is R- ...Ron? Ron! Nice to meet you, Ron I didn't catch your last name [snap!] And I didn't catch your last name
[snap! Snap!Snap! Snap! Snap!] [Continuous snaps]
Let me jog your memory here? What's your last name? Uum... Kkk-, ppuhhh-,  Buur-gundy? Oh, well great, and how would you describe this? [Andy laughs] ahhhh [laughing] , yeee-, yeaaah whatever!
I'm sorry- Yeah, whatever.

Lets move on, dude. You are fucking this up for me, guy on Craigslist I gave one day to prepare for this. You are fucking this shit up for me, daug I had everything riding on this interview [finger snap] Sorry. I didn't catch you name earlier.


This is Ron, have you guys met? Ye- Great, what was your name? Izh- zhhhe- ch- zhia- tria- zhhe- Jan and you remember; [snap!]
What is your name? [Coughs]
J-j-jennifer That's pretty awesome, isn't that cool? It's incredible! That's pretty awesome, isn't that cool? Isn't that so neat? Wasn't that just so neat? That was just so cool, wasn't that? Isn't hypnosis just so cool? So you-, you guys at home decide Was this real? Or was it Whack? Zhan and you remember; [snap!]
What is your name? [Coughs]
J-j-jennifer That's pretty awesome Ladies and Gentlemen at home,
Mr. CNN, Meme Theme Diss-er People at home in the audience I believe I've laid my case clear and wide [snap!] Is hypnosis real?
[Snap!] [Snap!]
You decide Yeah, and you're not sure what's
going do you? Yeah and 3, 2, sleep
[cluck-snap-whistle!] Relax waaay down, deep Hi, 3, 2, [cluck-snap-whistle!]
Relax way down alright, so just- He seems concerned.
I mean, he really genuinely seems concerned What is this, he's like, "Is this the direction CNN wants me to take this on?" So the key words that you used yes What if I say those words in an hour, are they back there? Let's find out I'm kidding, I'm kidding, it's not going to work like that! No, yeah I am a person Anyways, now a- I am a person This man has damaged my brain [snap!] Sleep! [Cluck!] [Whistle!] [ Nightmarish music ] try and get my attention his phone is his shoe [snap!] His phone is his shoe
[cluck-snap-whistle-MANIA] relax waaaay down I am a person [cluck!] Anyway... And now, I'd like to thank audible.Com
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Wow, Ethan. Great Moves. Keep it Up.

Proud of You.  Outro  CNN Hitting Hard with the MEMES, DUDE!.

Psychic TxtPsychic Tarot ReadingWeek of 10051011, 2015

Hey Guys, this is Bethany with Psychic Txt
and this is your weekly Tarot Card Forecast. This is for the week of October 5th through
the 11th. So, I thought I would change it up a bit this week. I am going to cover a
few basic areas that are a bit more focused on love, money, and career.

Let's begin and
see what we can expect for our upcoming week. First, I got the Magician. And, The Magician
is placed in the position of what we can expect overall for our week ahead. The Magician is
the very first card of the major arcana and is represented by the number one.

It's also
the card of new beginnings and fresh starts. You may suddenly feel a bit more goal oriented
or motivated this week. You will find the energy around you feels alive and you are
ready to tackle some big projects or maybe even make some desired changes. It's no surprise
since seasons are changing and for some of us, a reprieve from the summer heat.

This
is going to be a great time for making big changes and starting over.
Next, we have the Four of Cups in the money position. The Four of Cups says you may be
focused on fulfilling some emotional desires or wants that you really know deep within
it may be best to hold back right now. It also seems you can expect to hear about a
new job or a new source of income. If you have been in financial despair you can expect
something to be offered that will come as a great blessing to you.
In the relationship position, we have the Two of Pentacles.

You may be feeling a bit
up and down emotionally this week which may have an effect on the relationships in your
life. Perhaps step away from those you love when you feel like you can't maintain emotional
control. This will help to eliminate bickering and any unnecessary fighting. If you are single,
you may be trying to decide between two people or you just feel indecisive about what you
want to do.

Just take a deep breath, narrow your choices down, and take time to decide
what it is that you want to do. Pressure will ease off and you will feel better about the
choices you made. Last, we have the High Priestess here. She's
in the job career position.

For those of you with businesses, you may find that business
is slow the beginning of the week, but it will pick up greatly as the week progresses.
The best part is that you can expect money to be really good. There is also an indication
of there being a bonus or two, so that's always nice! If you are looking for work, it seems
you may have a delay in hearing from a potential employer. Just be patient as it will come,
it just may not be this week. Thank you for listening today and I hope you
find yourself exactly where you need to be.

If you would like a private reading with me,
please feel free to contact me through the Psychic Txt app through the Google Play Store
or iTunes. May you all have a blessed and wonderful week. Thank you, bye!.

Psychic Txt - Psychic Tarot Reading Week of 824-830, 2015

This is Bethany with Psychic Txt bringing
you your weekly Tarot Forecast for the week of August 24th through the 30th. So, I thought
I would break out another deck of Tarot cards that I think are beautifully illustrated.
They mostly focus on the relationships in our lives but they can also be used for the
general approach to most situations. Let's see what bit of wisdom they can impart to
us this week. We get here the card that says there is a
relationship or situation in your life that you may refuse to see things as they truly
are.

Are there qualities about a relationship in your life that you have rose tinted glasses
on and everyone is saying to you, what are you doing? Or, this is just not who you are?
Perhaps you should remove those rose tinted glasses and take a long hard look at yourself
or your situation. Are there things about this relationship or yourself that you could
improve upon? Is it even worth fixing? Maybe it's time to move on. Whatever it is, don't
live in the dark about yourself or your situation. It's time to stop and see things truly as
they are.

Then we get the card that says Change Your
Focus. I know sometimes in life we all face difficult times, disappointments, failed relationships
or missed opportunities. It's okay to be sad for a bit. In fact, it's necessary to know
some disappointment in our lives as it allows us to embrace the good times and the good
relationships.

But, don't sit and visit with disappointment or hurt for too long. It's
time to change your focus and look at all the things around you that you have been blessed
with. Go with the flow of the changes around you. Embrace the changes that are coming and
move forward with confidence that something better awaits you.
And last but not least, we get the card of nurture.

This is to remind all of us to take
care of ourselves this week. Nurture yourself by eating right, exercising, maybe enjoying
a nice hot bath, or a walk in nature. Do something you really love that is completely about nurturing
your spirit and yourself. This is also a good time to tend to the relationships you value
in your life.

Reach out and let them know you love them and let them know they are important
to you. When we nurture ourselves and the relationships in our lives, we are sending
a message out to the universe that we love. And, when we put that vibe out to the universe
that we love, we will bring love right back to us.
So, I hope you guys have an awesome week and I hope to see you here next week. If you would
like a private session with me, please feel free to contact me through the psychic txt
app on your google play store or iTunes.

Talk with you next week. Bye!.